New Ice Cream flavor for Baskin-Robbins--"Barocky Road"

Very politically incorrect and very much a rumor, but good for a chuckle.

In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin- Robbins
Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, “Barocky Road." Barocky Road is a
blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and
Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and
usually denied as an ingredient. The Nuts and Flakes are all very
bitter and hard to swallow.

The Cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased, it will be presented to
you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away
and given to the person in line behind you. Thus you are left with an
empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of
getting any Ice Cream. Aren't you feeling stimulated!

Notice:
We noticed you posted about the rumor going around the Internet claiming that Baskin-Robbins is creating a new flavor called “Barocky Road.” This statement is completely untrue. Baskin-Robbins believes the rumored flavor is offensive and wants to assure its customers that the company would never create such a flavor. We would appreciate it if you would update your recent post to let your readers know that this is a rumor. Thank you.
Carrie Kocik
on behalf of Baskin-Robbins